The Batty Rap is a song heard in The CyberWinx Chronicles Season 1 Episode 18 Digit’s Strength. It is sung by Batty Koda. There a few differences between this version and the original FernGully version.
Lyrics[]
Batty: Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal, but I’m a mammal
Not a Mymble.
(Don’t worry, my dear Stella. All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic. ZAP! Aaaaaah!)
I’ve been brain-fried, electrified
Infected and injectified!
Shaggy: Like, I don’t think that’s a word…
Batty: Fed pesticides! And vivisectified!
Baloney: Can you say, vivisectified? Huh huh huh!
Batty: That’s right, my Batty boy! It means I was dissectified
While still alive!
My face is all cut up ‘cuz my radar’s all shut up!
Nurse, I need a check up from the neck up
I’m Batty!
Female puppet: Seems to have no effect, doctor.
Male puppet: Get me another one. Get me another animal!
Batty: Aaah! They used and abused me!
Battered and bruised me!
Red, blue, yellow, green wires
Stuck ‘em right through me!
I’m Batty!
Thingumy and Bob: Batty Batty
Batty: I said I’m Batty!
Thingumy and Bob: He’s Batty
I’m a cute little bat, but my logic is erratic!
And it’s my Batty Rap!
(Flashback)
Phone call Mr Darwin
All the graduate students please move closer scalpel, more nitrous oxide
The eye makeup when inserted rectly seems to have some effect
Remove the skull cap
You notice by dipping the bat in a series of paint
After six hundred bottles of Gatorade
The animal seems to exhibit some
I said orally
OMG I drank too much chocolate shake!
Insert the electrode we're losing him
Seems to have no effect doctor
Wait, get me another one get me another animal!
Look professor they dance up and down just like elvis
Fine, strap him down, if he moves medicate him,
Medicate him, medicate me!
Seems to have no effect doctor
Thank you nurse,
Why don't you ever call me?
Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain,
They just get used to it!
Batty: ‘Cuz I’m a real fruit bat and I’m ready to rap
I’m ready to snap!
I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips
And jock itch!
Aisha: Jock Itch?
Batty: That’s right, my Batty girl!
It’s like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch, but now I can’t stop it!
I’m Batty! (Batty Batty)
I’m Batty! (Batty Batty)
I’m a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic
I’m Batty (Batty Batty)
I’m Batty (Batty Batty)
It’s my Batty Rap!
?: Shave his head you idiot! It’s just an animal!
Little My: What? Just an animal?
?: If you just take a little off the sides…
Little My: Just an ANIMAL?!
Batty: It’s my Batty Rap!
Who’s Batty?
(beeps)
Trivia[]
Both the creator and her mother are scared by this song, as her mother calls it inappropriate and gross. Anna thinks it’s terrible, too. This was revealed on January 29, 2024.
There are many differences between this song in 2013 and the original in 1992.
- The line “so hear my Batty word, and exercise a little prudence when dealing with humans” has been removed, it been replaced with the ending line, but shortened.
- “Fed pesticides” and “vivisectified” have switched places, and Batty explains what vivisectified and jock itch are.
- The line “red wires green wires” has been changed to “red yellow green blue wires”
- Because Disney stopped using drugs in media in 2007, the “packs of cigarettes” line has been changed to “bottles of Gatorade”.
- “I’m reading by my genitals” is replaced by “I drank too much chocolate shake.”
- “Not a Mymble” has been added after “I’m a mammal.
- “Brain cap” is replaced with “skull cap” so it makes more sense.
The introduction of the song can be heard during the video in the movie The CyberWinx Chronicles: Virus Hunt. This was added to make the CC13 Virus more ominous.
This song never plays in the 2023 film Batty despite being an iconic song. However, the music video has some elements of the song clip in it.